fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash



zainclaw:

It’s a hard job going frame by frame past this scene because this frame is BLINDING me tbh.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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melissafinnegan:

Wow


aisette:

when the person u like logs on

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versaceprolapses:

#you’ll never be glamour